Again (2. 00. 9) Movie Script. O'Donnell, save something for the game. I'm just warming up, coach. 17 Again (2009) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Who says you're only young once? IMDb Rating 6.4 150,709 votes. TMDb Rating 6 810 votes. 17 Again Movie Scene - Cafeteria Scene with Mike and Stan. 17 Again Movie Scene. 17 Again (2009) Movie Script. Thousands of TV show episode and movie scripts online. Just talked to the scout again. He's coming tonight. You play half the game. I know you're capable of... Free ride to collegeand the world's your oyster, kid. Thanks, coach. All right, jockstraps,let's gather up. Picture time. Try not to break the camera. We gotta hang on. Ned's not here yet. Who cares? He's the water boy. That doesn't matter,because he's part of the team. Sorry I'm late! Sorry I'm late! But what kind of Dungeon Masterwould I be... I left my party in the middleof a battle with a hippogriff? Check it out, it's Merlin the Girlin. Um, Ned, Ned, look, I'm your best friend,all right, and I'll always have your back. But there's only so much I can dowhen you show up in a dress. O'Donnell. How about you and Boy Georgejoin us for this picture?- Yep. Yep.- Just one sec. Give the little guy the sign, please. Here we are. Nice, guys. Scoot up in back. Come on, you gotta look prettyfor the ladies, right? Three, two, one. Hey, Vanilla Ice. We got a game here. Let's bring it in. Man, I had to. I had to. Oh, man, over there. Who is that stone- cold fox? Oh, it's my girlfriend. Take no prisoners, bro. Oh, hey, there's my girl.- Hey. I'm glad you're here, Scar. This wholescout thing has me wicked nervous. I just feel like my whole future'sriding on this game. Yeah. Yeah, I know how you feel. Yeah? Is everything..? Everything's cool, right? Oh, yeah. Everything's totally copacetic.- Totally?- Totally. O'Donnell. I gotta go. See you. You okay? Uh, uh..- We can talk about it later.- No. Just tell me. It's your big night. Go enjoy it. I can't enjoy it unless you tell mewhat's going on. Okay. Um.. O'Donnell! Wake up! O'Donnell! What are you doing? Scar! Scar, hey. Hey, Scarlet.- Hey, hey. Hey, what are you doing?- Mike, what are you doing? Look, you and me,we're in this together, okay?- But the game. That's your future.- No, the baby's my future.- That's crazy.- You're my future. I can't let you throw this all away. I won't let you. Thank you for letting me stay here, Ned. Oh, yeah. No problem.- You good on the Cap'n?- I'm good on the Captain. Hey, Mike? Mike, I can tell you're down,but trust me on this. You're looking at Scarletkicking you out of the house... I guess it's mostly negative, isn't it?- Well, yeah. I had no upside for that. Hey! You're getting thatbig promotion today, right? Yes. Yes, I am. Today everything turns around for me. Knock them dead. I love you! So anyway... the way corporatewants us to spin it... Okay. Next up: As most of you know, today I am proud tobe naming our new regional sales manager.- Here we go.- You know... I've been in the pharmaceutical gamefor almost two years now... Mike. Mike, if you could slide to your left so Ican congratulate our new RSM, Wendy! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Go out there and push some pills,my peeps. Good job, baby! Bye- bye, thanks. See you at practice. What's crack- a- lacking, coz? Well, I'll tell you what's crack- a- lacking. Are you kidding me? Wendy's been here two months. I've been here 1. I got the best numbers on the team. You should think of it as a compliment. Think of it as us saying. No, no, no, I got time. Ha. I know, right? Look, listen, she was my doubles par.. So many girls and only one promotion,but you guys are so supportive.- But, Wendy, you did it.- Thank you. Wendy! OMG. Oh, and it gets better,because we are going to T. G. I. Friday's!- Shut up!- Aah! Mike O'Donnell. Do I know you? No. But I know you. Oh, yeah? High school star. Never quite lived up to your potential. Sooner or later you all come backto the old school. Stand there and look at the pictureof the glory days... Seems to me you guysare living in the past. Well, of course I want to live in the past. It was better there. I'll bet you wish you had itto do all over again. Huh. You got that right. You're sure about that? Oh, yeah. Dad.- Hi, Mr. O'Donnell.- Ladies. What are you doing here? Oh, I was just talking to... Doesn't matter. I got off work early,and I thought we could get ice cream. Together?- Why?- Just go get your brother, okay? Do you need anything else? No, we're fine. What's the matter? This used to be your favorite place.- We used to come here for your birthday.- When I was, like, 8. So, Al, basketball season's coming up.- You ready?- Yeah.- Been working on that outside shot?- Mm- hm.- Passing?- Good.- Dribbling?- Really good. Good's not going to get youa scholarship. I meant, it's great. It's great, Dad. It's great. That's my boy. Remember,it's not how big you are. It's how big you play. Right up here. Uh, Maggie got into Georgetown. Maggie, that's awesome. Can you turn down the? Okay, guys, see you soon. Love you. Nice chatting with you. What the hell are you doing? Hey, that's my stuff. Why are you destroying our yard? It's not our yard. It's my yard, remember? You took the road not taken. And I get the yard. I'm going to turn it into a showpiecefor my clients.- Clients of what?- Landscape design. Landscape design? I'm going to show people what I can do. Yeah, well, the divorce isn't final foranother two weeks, so you have no right. Really? So I've spent the last 1. I have no right?- It's just I put a lot of work into this yard.- Did you? Really? Like the barbeque pit? Yeah. Yeah. The way I remember that is thatyou spent about an hour working on it... I don't think it was a whole two days.- Or the hammock over here. Yeah. I think you quit that one becauseyou just decided not to try anymore. Look, try to see thingsfrom my point of view. I am extremely disappointed with my life. I never asked you to marry me. Yeah, but I did. Well... We're not going to hold eachother back anymore, okay?- Scar..- I'll see you at court, okay? At the trial. Scarlet. Naomi!- You came. Of course I came. What bridesmaid would I be if Ididn't hold your hand during the divorce? Now, just remember. The first one's always the hardest.- Mike.- Naomi.- Naomi.- I don't care. Let's get going. We got to get you ready. Back on the market. Yeah, I'm a real catch. Single mom with two teenage kidsand manure caked under my fingernails. You'll do great. You got the buttof a 1. That's terrific. I hope our daughter heard that. Ugh. When was the last time you waxed? Bye, Mike. Bye. MANYou're sure about that? Jesus. Hey! Get off of there! Oh, no. Hello?! What the? Oh, no! Oh, man. Ned? Thief! No, no, no, Ned! Ned, no, no, no! I feel great. Ha, ha. What are you doing? Aah!- No. No, no, no, Ned! Ned! It's me, it's Mike! Ned, Ned, Ned, I'm telling you,I'm telling you, stop it! Now! Oh. An elegant weapon... Hey, it's me! It's Mike O'Donnell,your best friend! You have an undescended testicle. Googleable! Ned! You helped me cheat on my math test,but I got caught. Public record! You asked Princess Leia to junior prom. Covered by the local news. I can't breathe! I can't breathe! Please.- Oh!- Ha, ha! Oh, my God. No, no, no. Ned, Ned. Oh, my God. Would you stop staring at me?- It's freaking me out.- It's freaking me out! I'm pubescent! Okay. So, uh... it's a classic transformation story. It appears in the literaturetime and time again. Were you at any point shotby a gamma ray?- No.- Exposed to gamma radiation of any kind?- No, Ned.- No? You wouldn't see it. Okay. That eliminates these and thoseand most of that side. Are you now or have you ever been... Norse god, vampire,or time- traveling cyborg? I've known you since, what, first grade? I would have told you. Vampire wouldn't tell. Cyborg wouldn't know. Shut up. Okay, if it's not any of those,I guess, um, we're looking at your basic... That's kind of a biggie, actually. That is here. When the hero..- I guess that's.. I guess, you.- Hm. Uh, is transformed by his spirit guide... Which is what?- Do I look like your spirit guide? The janitor. The janitor. You guys seen the janitor? You seen the janitor?- Do you know where the janitor is? No. Hey, where's the janitor? Where does the janitor work?- Excuse me!- You all right, kid?- There's another janitor who works here.- Just me. No, no. There's an older guywith white hair who works here. I was here yesterday talking to the janit.. I showed him this picture of me. You?- Yeah. That picture's from 1. Right. Forget it. Alex! Alex, buddy! Alex! Hello? Spirit guide? What am I supposed to do? Don't know what I'm supposed to do. Ouch. Did I get shot or did I get..? Someone got powned.- It's a grenade. Ned. Aah! Teenage you. I figured it out. I figured out what I'm supposed to do. I figured out what my spirit guidewants me to do. I'm going back. I'm going back to high school, Ned! No! No way. Your spirit guide would not wastetransformation magic... No. Ned, this is my chance to have my life over,but to do it right.- Wouldn't you, if you had the chance?- No. I'm rich, and nobody stuckmy head in a toilet today. Sure. Besides, it's not just about me.- It's about you.- No, it's much bigger than me.- It's about you.- Okay, maybe it's about me... I have not done anythingfor me since 1. You do what you have to do. But don'tthink about sucking me into this with you. Hayden was the low pointof my existence... I vowed I would never go backto that godforsaken place! Never, ever, ever! Never! Never, ever, ever! I hate you. Hello. I'm here to enroll my son... Mark. What's up? So.. So we'll just have a seattill you're ready for us. We'll be right, uh.. Okay. What's this you're wearing? This is cool. I have a pictureof Kevin Federline wearing the same thing.- I don't know who that is.- What are you wearing?- I told you, like a dad.- I am.- You look like Clay Aiken.- Leave him out of this. Are you sure these look legit?- Oh, yeah. Look who you're talking to. I'm the guy who invented the softwarethat prevents people from stealing music. I also invented the softwarethat helps people steal music... What is that? Oh, my G..- Wrong. These are for me.- You kidding?- What's- her- name and Chewie's for me.- Miss Masterson will see you now. Let's go. Just don't try to be funny, all right? Say as little as possible. Hey, watch where you're going, toolbag.- So sorry, sir. Our fault.- Stan. Hello. I'm Jane Masterson,principal here at Hayden High. Hi. Hello. Hi.- Hi.
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